Cambodia is a rainy country, by which I mean it rains here...in Cambodia. This is particularly true during the aptly-named "rainy season". It is currently the rainy season and as such, rain is common.
To combat these harsh conditions, Rebecca and I have spared no expense*. We have purchased state-of-the-art* ponchos that are made from the most advanced materials known to man*. This material, known as Tore-Gex*, is 100% waterproof*, breathable*, light weight, tear-proof* and extremely comfortable*. Each poncho comes equipped with a GPS transponder*, safety whistle* and self-inflating PFD* (personal flotation device). On top of all this, they also have polka dots.
*Not necessarily true.