Showing posts with label very fancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label very fancy. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

The best equipment for the harshest conditions...

Cambodia is a rainy country, by which I mean it rains here...in Cambodia. This is particularly true during the aptly-named "rainy season". It is currently the rainy season and as such, rain is common.

To combat these harsh conditions, Rebecca and I have spared no expense*. We have purchased state-of-the-art* ponchos that are made from the most advanced materials known to man*. This material, known as Tore-Gex*, is 100% waterproof*, breathable*, light weight, tear-proof* and extremely comfortable*. Each poncho comes equipped with a GPS transponder*, safety whistle* and self-inflating PFD* (personal flotation device). On top of all this, they also have polka dots.


*Not necessarily true.